The Lambda Calculus

Many who wish to demonstrate their superior intelligence will only drink the Lambda Calculus. All are offended that no bar knows how to make it.

The Container

A smoked beverage vessel that takes any drink. AKA, “to containerize a drink”.

Conways Game of Life

Your drink contains the rules of what to dump in everyone else’s drinks. Nobody has ever survived.

The Data Lake

A fishbowl drink. No one can tell you what’s in it, yet by the end it has exactly what everyone needed. Lots of straws required. The bartender cuts them to different lengths every time as every query is unique. Some bars will implement this drink with a big pipeline that the barback(end) uses to dump stuff into the glass.

The Serverless

Any other drink, but served without a glass. They just fling it at you out of the shaker.

The Data Driven

People say it messes you up enough to do wild things, but really it just emboldens you to do what you were going to do anyway.

The Silver Bullet

Nobody knows how to make it, most bartenders suspect it doesn’t exist.